"George, no! No!"
"Yes! It works! And I shall call it Rogain!"
"But George! You'll only get that stupid mullet again unless I-..."
"Yes! With Just a few more treatments, I'll be able to kick out the jams, Keep It Between The Ditches AND LET MY FREAK FLAG FLY! MWAH-HA-HA-HA!"
"George! If you love me, get a haircut NOW!"