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« on: December 02, 2014, 09:12:51 AM »

"They called me crazy...insane...nuts! And boy were they right! Today exploding hair oil, tomorrow, the world!"

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters.

« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2014, 10:27:18 PM »

"The email said it was from a Nigerian prince, Betty, A NIGERIAN PRINCE!"

Das was mich nicht umbringt, macht mich noch merkwürdiger. (What does not kill me makes me stranger.)
The Cat Herder of Badmovies
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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2014, 10:56:34 PM »

She thought maybe it was time to talk to her husband about his drinking after he got drunk last night and stuck his thing in a light socket.

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
A Very Bad Person, overweight bald guy with a missing tooth, and
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« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2014, 11:17:14 PM »

 Buggedout "George, no! No!"
 BounceGiggle "Yes! It works! And I shall call it Rogain!"
 Buggedout "But George! You'll only get that stupid mullet again unless I-..."
 BounceGiggle "Yes! With Just a few more treatments, I'll be able to kick out the jams, Keep It Between The Ditches AND LET MY FREAK FLAG FLY! MWAH-HA-HA-HA!"
 Buggedout "George! If you love me, get a haircut NOW!"

"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
Normal is what people are until you get to know them.
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