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« on: December 02, 2014, 12:02:06 PM »

From Florida;

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DELAND, Fla. — A Florida man is under arrest after police say he tried to steal more than 6 pounds of cow tongue by hiding it in his pants.

Jason Puckett, 44, was arrested over the weekend in Volusia County, Fla., according to MyNews13.com.

Puckett went into the cooler at the local Walmart, put the cow tongue down his pants and tried to walk out before a security guard stopped him.

Police said they found two beef tongues stuffed into Puckett’s pants.


Is that a tongue in your pants or are you happy to see me?

I got this one...









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« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2014, 01:34:21 AM »

From Florida;

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DELAND, Fla. — A Florida man is under arrest after police say he tried to steal more than 6 pounds of cow tongue by hiding it in his pants.

Jason Puckett, 44, was arrested over the weekend in Volusia County, Fla., according to MyNews13.com.

Puckett went into the cooler at the local Walmart, put the cow tongue down his pants and tried to walk out before a security guard stopped him.

Police said they found two beef tongues stuffed into Puckett’s pants.


Is that a tongue in your pants or are you happy to see me?

I got this one...












All I can say to Mr Puckett is  TongueOut TongueOut TongueOut TongueOut
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« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2014, 06:54:54 AM »

Six pounds of refrigerated meat down your pants?  Wouldn't that be kind of...cold?

Just doesn't sound like a very well thought out plot to me.
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« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2014, 01:09:27 PM »

I am totally stunned how many of these start with "Florida Man/Woman Arrested for..."

And while I like a tongue in the pants region as much as anyone, this MIGHT be wrong somehow.

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« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2014, 03:02:33 PM »

Six pounds of refrigerated meat down your pants?  Wouldn't that be kind of...cold?

Just doesn't sound like a very well thought out plot to me.

Probably. It reminds me of the woman who put a frozen whole chicken under her hat and then tried to walk out of the door. She was arrested, when she had a brain freeze and fainted.
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« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2014, 06:34:24 PM »

Tongue: The meat so good it speaks for itself.
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