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« on: December 28, 2014, 10:10:14 PM »



How come all we have to drink is Old Milwaukee?
Duh, Sprite's cats cleaned out the store, this was all they had left!

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« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2014, 08:05:37 AM »

Three minutes into Manos:  The Hands Of Fate.
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« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2014, 08:49:16 AM »



For those bad movies lovers who drink beer and are too depressed to go to the john...you need Depends.!


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« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2014, 04:31:19 PM »

Three minutes into Manos:  The Hands Of Fate.

At the four minute mark the hard, cheap liquor comes out.
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« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2014, 06:20:18 PM »

Three minutes into Manos:  The Hands Of Fate.

At the four minute mark the hard, cheap liquor comes out.
Never have Mad Dog and Old Grandad been more needed.
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« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2014, 10:25:06 PM »





Drink Old Milwaukee Beer - it beats hanging yourself.
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« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2014, 11:01:21 PM »





Drink Old Milwaukee Beer - it beats hanging yourself.


Just barely, though.
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« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2014, 11:37:39 PM »

"Well, It's supposed to taste as great as it's name. I mean, I guess that's why they made so many TV shows about it back in the '70s."

"Yeah, but, who thought it would go great with a Lavern & Shirley marathon?"
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« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2015, 11:58:28 PM »



Saturday night is always a sad time for the Wisconsin Bachelor's Association.
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« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2015, 04:18:32 PM »






And in Slide 4, we see a group of typical suburban men getting through the difficult month between the Super Bowl and March Madness.
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« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2015, 01:22:53 AM »

They're not getting any younger, and they're from Milwaukee.
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« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2015, 05:19:48 AM »

Someone had his girlfriend but the beer.
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« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2015, 12:50:39 AM »

Three minutes into Manos:  The Hands Of Fate.

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle

I needed that laugh early on a Monday morning.  Cheers
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« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2015, 12:08:40 AM »



Come on guys, I thought you'd all like this beer from the land of sky blue waters!
That's Hamms, you moron.  And the water up there is most definitely not blue!
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« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2015, 06:02:28 AM »




My thoughts on Old Milwaukee Beer: It's like making love in a canoe - very close to water.  Drink Twirling Drink Twirling Wink Twirling Drink
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