No. This wasn't Florida.A randy reveller was ordered to sign the Sex Offender's Register for trying to have intercourse - with a street POSTBOX.
Horny Paul Bennett 'started to make sexual advances' towards the traditional red pillar, bemused magistrates heard, in a busy shopping precinct.
The 45-year-old, who had pulled his trousers down, shouted 'wow' while rubbing himself up and down against it, on September 9, last year.
A shocked woman shopper saw him performing the bizarre and lewd act in the Scholes Precinct, Wigan, Greater Manchester, and reported him to police.