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Trevor
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« on: January 21, 2015, 02:39:13 AM »

As regards South Africa, the one thing you can do to add excitement to your life is to drive on the right hand side of the road. That will bring you much excitement very quickly.  Buggedout
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« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2015, 11:58:33 AM »

Getting lost in downtown Richmond on a moped, & realizing you're going the wrong way on a one way street...

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« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2015, 12:55:42 PM »

Lending my car out to a friend added very bad excitement to my life.  Bluesad
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« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2015, 10:10:19 PM »


Try giving a cat a bath.  Now that's excitement  Buggedout
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« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2015, 07:32:25 AM »

As regards South Africa, the one thing you can do to add excitement to your life is to drive on the right hand side of the road. That will bring you much excitement very quickly.  Buggedout

I went to buy lunch about two hours ago: on my trip back to work, here's some idiot doing exactly that.  Buggedout Buggedout
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« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2015, 01:19:32 PM »

Caving.
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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2015, 02:03:46 PM »

Praising the NFL's replay booths in a room full of Dallas Cowboys fans!
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« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2015, 06:52:51 AM »

Walk into a room full of special forces personel and announce "Hey what is the difference between [insert special forces unit name] and toast? You can make soldiers out of toast"

(For the benefit of people like my wife who didn't know this, when you take a piece of toast and slice it up into thin strips for dipping in eggs, the strips are refered to as soldiers).
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« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2015, 08:54:29 AM »

Go to airport with a bottle full of water and a pocket knife. It happened (by mistake of course) to me they asked to throw away the bottle, but left the knife.

When at destination I noticed I had my delayed excitement :D
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« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2015, 05:30:36 PM »

Fry bacon while naked.
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