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« on: March 21, 2015, 11:44:19 PM »

Due to an aging septic system, our downstairs toilet does not always produce enough flow to pull down a floating turd.  So, about once a week, we have a persistent brown trout doing the breast stroke in our toilet bowl despite repeated attempts to flush it.  So I drink a gallon of iced tea, play SKYRIM until my bladder is about to burst, and hose the thing down with all the might and muster of a powerful urine jet in an attempt to break it into smaller, more flushable pieces.  If I succeed . . .

I have SUNK THE BISMARCK!

So, come on, guys. . .  what are your toilet games??? TeddyR
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« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2015, 11:52:36 PM »

uhhh..................
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« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2015, 05:57:42 AM »

That's a fascinating story Indy, thanks for sharing  TeddyR
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« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2015, 04:14:37 PM »

TMI
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« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2015, 05:10:08 PM »

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E-yeah...it makes me wonder if someone hacked Indy's login...I mean his signin code!
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« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2015, 07:04:27 PM »

It was very late and I was kinda punchy.  Sorry about that . . .
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« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2015, 06:23:16 AM »

When I was in primary school, the male kids would play a game at the urinals and try to see who would be the first one to successfully pee out of the window above the urinals without messing his nether garments.

This all stopped one day when one of us - me perhaps? - accidentally peed on a teacher's head outside the window. Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout
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« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2015, 01:39:12 PM »

Well, there are several:

* 10 Seconds to lift-off
* Gas, gas, gas!
* Dropping the kids in for a swim
* Don't spill the beans
* Chili spin-art
* Stink, stank, stunk
* The Alaskan pipeline
* No more Indian food for you, young man!
* Asteroids around Uranus
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« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2015, 05:07:12 PM »

Yer sewer is backed up? Our just yer-..shiiii--- ( I almost said s**tter.. Buggedout)

If it's your sewer-get a septic guy over-so he he sink his backhoe in yer yard-OR-

You can scoop it out with a noodle strainer-it dont cost much-but hey-it's now got a duel purpose!  Smile
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« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2015, 05:08:38 PM »

As far as game goes-I like to destroy cigerette butts with my p**s stream.   Drink
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