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« on: April 12, 2015, 10:50:33 PM »


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« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2015, 03:41:02 AM »
Since she was born without nerve endings in her back, she didn't notice the blood pouring out from the cat's attempt to massage her until it was too late.
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« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2015, 08:55:40 AM »
CAT : "Now...make the mouse noises again. It inspires me."
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« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2015, 08:16:22 PM »
Unfortunately for her, the cat was partially blind and had mistook for the litter box...
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« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2015, 08:23:06 PM »
She particularly enjoyed the cat's dewclaws penetrating her skin. 
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