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« on: April 21, 2015, 06:11:57 PM »

Someone posted a Craigslist ad offering the crashed Star Destroyer from the Star Wars trailer for sale;

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Today’s best Craigslist find comes to us via the RV listings in Humboldt County, California. Dragging this off the property may take some doing. And buyer beware—it has a salvage title.

Without further ado, the brilliant ad, in its entirety:

"Selling a slightly used Imperial II–class Star Destroyer.

"Previously (slightly) owned by a navigator of a spice freighter, this vessel has been sitting on my moisture farm and needs to be removed before next year’s harvest. I just haven’t had time to give this classic the attention it deserves and my loss is someone else’s gain!"


Two things.
A) Dibs
B) The original ad had been moved to the Best of Craigslist.
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« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2015, 03:40:13 AM »

Just take all my money!
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« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2015, 01:56:54 PM »

^^

You're the one that beat me to it?!
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« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2015, 03:23:18 PM »

Crap, I wanted a Victory Class... Much more fuel efficient.
-Ed
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« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2015, 06:09:25 PM »

We need to have an auction. Who's with me? Just one question, if I make the final bid, can it be delivered across the galaxy to my home on planet Earth, or do I have to go to Tatooine to pick it up myself?
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« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2015, 02:54:28 PM »

Trade for Darth Vader's lightsaber and 1 Gungan shield generator...
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« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2015, 03:20:36 PM »

Does this include the land it's on, or am I gonna hafta find a trailer park & have it towed?
This aint on a flood plain, is it?
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« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2015, 04:43:06 PM »

So... wait, if the story is - a long, long time ago...
and this is after Return of the Jedi - on the planet of Jakku...

Is this add old... or is it still up for sale?  Twirling

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