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Trevor
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« on: May 08, 2015, 01:01:19 AM »

No, not against me, thankfully but on the site www.hellopeter.com about an overtly aggressive car guard. I should add that the word "dom kop" [dorm-korp] means idiot and sjambok [tscham-bork] is a whip.  TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR

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Please accept my congratulations in losing an estimated R 144 000 in revenue during the remainder of my lifetime.

I am so impressed by the narcissistic disorder displayed by your clearly overqualified parking lot /engineer/president/***-of-the-world/security guard, in chastising me for not respecting his job. This after screaming at me after I parked, usually I do not pay much attention to domkop car guards.

But I now see the error of my ways in not falling on my knees and kissing the ******* of this moral genius, apparently like the rest of Nando's customers. This enlightening experience happened at Nando's George at about 14:30, today 6 May. I highly recommend making this genius CEO of Nando's, compulsory ***-kissing of all staff by customers and random abuse of customers would do wonders for the turnover and business longevity.

From now on however I will not be a patron ever again as would not want to risk the world ending if domkop doesn't get the respect he "deserves" .PLEASE BUILD DOMKOP A THRONE TO SIT ON AND GIVE HIM A SAMBOK TO KEEP THE DISRESPECTFUL AND DWINDLING CUSTOMERS IN LINE, I'M SURE HE WILL LIKE THAT.

FAREWELL NANDO'S, HELLO KENTUCKY
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« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2015, 08:07:45 AM »

Nicely said. Kudo's for a way with words!
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« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2015, 08:19:41 AM »

Nicely said. Kudo's for a way with words!

The sad thing is that Nandos makes delicious flame grilled chicken. 
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« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2015, 08:04:59 PM »

The sad thing is that Nandos makes delicious flame grilled chicken. 

I was going to ask What Nandos was. That's an awesome complaint.
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« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2015, 02:34:08 AM »

The sad thing is that Nandos makes delicious flame grilled chicken. 

I was going to ask What Nandos was. That's an awesome complaint.
Yeh-Ill take KFC. I like Chicken Coop here in Michigan-good chicken!
Got some good frys too! And biscuits!
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« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2015, 12:17:04 PM »

I like my own chicken. Crispy on the outside and juicy on the inside.

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