This was a
bit north of Florida;
Stephanie Miller, 26, is being held in the Cook County jail on charges stemming from a bizarre April 25 incident at the chain restaurant in Midlothian.
According to a police report, Miller’s boyfriend, Matthew Slattery, told cops that he and Miller left Sullivan’s Irish Pub “after Stephanie began throwing sandwiches in the bar.” The couple then walked across the street to El Burrito Loco for dinner.
As detailed by Midlothian Police Department officers, Slattery, 26, said that he was in the Mexican eatery’s bathroom when Miller (seen above) entered and began taking off her clothes. While stripping, Miller was “asking Matthew to have sex with her,” cops noted.
When Slattery declined to engage in 8 PM bathroom sex at a burrito joint, Miller allegedly “became upset and struck Matthew’s head off the wall while he was utilizing the restroom.”
Better now than after the marriage, or, the shortest engagement in the history of Midlothian. Though, the article did leave out one important detail, when they say "he was utilizing the restroom," was he using the urinal or the toilet? The world wants to know.
