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« on: June 03, 2015, 03:40:50 PM »

I just can't count the ways this is so very wrong.

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Hey, remember My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic? It's that nice kids' cartoon about ponies and friendship. And that's all it is! It definitely hasn't been co-opted in any way by groups of sexually-frustrated older men who fixate on eroticizing this pleasant little 'toon designed to teach children about friendshipOH GODDAMMIT

Well, it was nice while it lasted, but the age of innocence is over: dudes are f**king inflatable cartoon ponies with boobs now. Chinese manufacturer, Hongyi, recently listed their "custom inflatable girl pony" on Alibaba, the Amazon of China (meaning it's just Really Big Amazon). There she is, Rainbow Dash, once so simple and un-sexualized, now ruined forever by weird internet pervs who can't just appreciate this nice show without wanting to have sex with things.

How do you look at this and NOT think about having all kinds of weird sex??? AMIRITE?!?!

It's like some kind of nightmare combination of Nicki Minaj and Skrillex, except with a very recognizable cutie mark. Why, internet, why?!

Intimdated by her 5'9" height and bright colors? Don't worry -- Hongyi says the sexy girl pony dolls are customizable and can be ordered in any size or color you want, in case you're the kind of twisted monster who NEEDS this in their lives.

Hongyi explains the doll could be used at: "parties, clubs, parks." Although I doubt any of these dolls will be attending public functions, it is worth noting that Hongyitoys also sells inflatable tents and slides. So maybe you could buy a bouncy castle, throw a barbecue and introduce your new special pony lady to your family.


http://www.dorkly.com/post/72270/now-you-can-buy-the-inflatable-sexy-pony-doll-of-your-dreams

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« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2015, 03:59:21 PM »



I need a pallet of this from Costco right about now.

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« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2015, 04:31:58 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2015, 05:32:26 PM »

MY LITTLE PORNY
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« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2015, 07:10:41 PM »

Well if the parents treat the internet as a tool (not a toy or a babysitter) then these My Little Pony Sex Dolls will only be seen by a small number of people. Most likely bachelor parties. I remember going to a bachelor party once and there was a mule sex doll in the bar. It was freaky and funny at the same time. So I can see somebody getting rainbow dash on their bachelor party.

Now there are times I'm looking up My Little Pony pictures for my daughter and sure enough a few images I saw was my little pony porn. My daughter had not seen them because I took the time out and screened the stuff I found on the internet.

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