We've had a couple stores from our favorite state lately;
First we had Florida Man getting himself arrested for a
pizza attack;JUNE 8--A probationer is behind bars for allegedly throwing a hot slice of pizza at his female roommate during an argument in their Florida apartment.
Then Florida Woman stepped up to the plate, so to speak. She got herself arrested for a
burger attack on her boyfriend;
JUNE 9--During an argument over infidelity, a Florida woman threw a hamburger at her boyfriend, striking him in the eye and landing her in jail.
I got this;