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« on: June 19, 2015, 05:16:50 PM »

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SEOUL, Korea, Republic Of – North Korea says it has succeeded where the greatest minds in science have failed.

The authoritarian, impoverished nation better known for pursuing a nuclear program despite global criticism announced Friday it has a drug can prevent and cure MERS, Ebola, SARS and AIDS.

The secretive state did not provide proof, and the claim is likely to provoke widespread skepticism.

The official Korean Central News Agency said scientists developed Kumdang-2 from ginseng grown from fertilizer mixed with rare-earth elements. According to the pro-North Korea website Minjok Tongshin, the drug was originally produced in 1996.


It wouldn't surprise me to find out they also invented the male enhancement pill that works so well on their Dear Leader that he had to buy new underthings to accommodate his thing.
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« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2015, 11:18:51 PM »

North Korea has a cure for all diseases - they simply shoot the sick. Buggedout
100% success rate! Thumbup
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« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2015, 07:49:05 AM »

North Korea has a cure for all diseases - they simply shoot the sick. Buggedout
100% success rate! Thumbup

Bullets are cheap too... :)

I wonder how long will it take for Obama Care to use a similar method... (Obama did lie to the American people about keeping same plan/doctor/rate... So I wonder whatelse is not true... )
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« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2015, 01:25:12 PM »

All hail the Glorious Leader!

He will bring us all peace and happiness. I wish I could live in North Korea where everything is wonderful thanks to the Glorious Leader!

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« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2015, 02:19:40 PM »

If they had really done this, and refused to release the cure to the rest of the world, they would be responsible for millions of avoidable deaths. I'm not sure why they think this should earn them brownie points.
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« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2015, 01:14:17 AM »

But Uncle Glorious Leader still doesn't have a cure for my undies, does he?  Wink
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« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2015, 04:43:50 AM »

I wonder how long will it take for Obama Care to use a similar method... (Obama did lie to the American people about keeping same plan/doctor/rate... So I wonder whatelse is not true... )

Well, I know nothing about the Obamacare and what Americans really think (or even if they do) about the health care.
But I find funny the facts: US healthcare is very expensive and very ineffective. I guess it is the AMERICAN WAY.
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« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2015, 07:53:32 AM »

But Uncle Glorious Leader still doesn't have a cure for my undies, does he?  Wink

I doubt it. 
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« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2015, 07:57:47 AM »

But Uncle Glorious Leader still doesn't have a cure for my undies, does he?  Wink
Well, if the panacea is indeed "burn it with fire" as suggested I guess it would work.
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« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2015, 07:26:09 PM »

But Uncle Glorious Leader still doesn't have a cure for my undies, does he?  Wink
Well, if the panacea is indeed "burn it with fire" as suggested I guess it would work.

Yeah, that'd work, especially since the laws against air pollution in North Korea are either weak or non-extant. The same for the laws against water pollution, so the North Koreans could just dump them in the Yellow Sea and/or the Sea of Japan. Of course, when they washed up on the shores of South Korea and Japan, respectively, it'd be tantamount to an act of war.
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