Or should we say
Stuporman?
Someone posing as the Man of Steel may need to watch how much he drinks next time.
According to The Smoking Gun, 23-year-old Joshua Masciarelli was allegedly doing his best Superman pose on a Palm Harbor intersection on Saturday night. The only difference between the superhero and Masciarelli was that the latter wasn’t wearing any pants.
Police say that Masciarelli was only wearing a red tank top and no pants during the incident and that he “would stop on occasion to pose like Superman exposing himself and urinating.”
The Smoking Gun added that when police confronted him, Masciarelli was unable to explain why he wasn’t wearing pants and didn’t know how he would get home. He was arrested for disorderly intoxication and was released on $100 bond.
I got this.
