Yeah, this was
Florida Man. He got arrested after getting ticked off that his wife preferred an inanimate object over him.
Triston Horne, 36, was arrested Sunday on domestic battery charges.
Deputies said Horne was spending the night with a woman to whom he was once married when the two got into an argument in the bedroom.
According to an arrest report, the woman was using the bathroom when Horne barged in, accusing her of cheating on him with a sex toy.
Deputies said Horne grabbed the woman's arm and twisted it before returning to the bedroom, grabbing the sex toy and snapping it in half.
