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« on: August 06, 2015, 11:48:16 PM »

Florida Man in action once again!

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After a cop caught him masturbating last night on a Florida beach, Byron Christianoudis apologized and offered an explanation, of sorts, for his alleged lewd behavior.

“My girlfriend was out of town and I miss her,” the 44-year-old Sarasota resident said, according to a criminal complaint.

Christianoudis was “sitting in the sand near the sand dunes” when Officer Darin Rath of the Indian Shores Police Department approached him from behind around 6 PM. Rath reported watching Christianoudis “rubbing his genital area (masturbating).”

While pleasuring himself, Christianoudis appeared to be “watching an adult female and a minor female child walking down the waters edge,” Rath noted.


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