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« on: August 10, 2015, 05:42:46 PM »

A rather interesting person was arrested for vibrator theft;



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AUGUST 10--An Illinois man who was caught with a stolen vibrator stashed in his boxer shorts told police that he had no idea how the device got there, according to a police report that notes the suspect later stripped naked in a holding cell while making “derogatory comments about President Obama.”

Christopher Hucko, 44, was collared last month after allegedly walking out of a suburban Chicago sex shop with a $48 Euphoria G-Spot Delight vibrator in his pants.

A quartet of officers confronted Hucko as he left the Lovers Lane store. When cop Anthony Carone asked him “what he had stuffed in his pants,” Hucko replied, “My penis.” Hucko added that he had a tattoo of a cherry on his penis and asked Carone if he wanted to see it.

A subsequent search of Hucko turned up the pink vibrator “under his boxers.” After removing the stolen goods, Carone reported that, “I asked Christopher how that got there, to which he replied that he had no idea.” Cops also found marijuana and a pot pipe among Hucko’s belongings.


Once he was at the police station he proceeded to strip completely naked while giving his views on politics and the President.

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« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2015, 06:34:54 AM »

wow... wow...

I don't know why but I'm picturing Police Academy 7 (or 8th) and Tackleberry is searching this guy's pockets and he finds a working vibrator.... OMG that would be freaking funny :)
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