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« on: July 08, 2015, 03:01:57 PM »

Guy walks into a bar in Vegas. Few minutes later a scantily-dressed woman slinks over and takes a seat next to him. After a moment the woman leans close and whispers, "I will do anything you like for five-hundred dollars."

"Anything?" the man clarifies.

"Anything," the woman promises.

"OK," the man tells her, "paint my house."
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« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2015, 03:07:55 PM »

Guy walks into a bar.

"Ouch," he says.
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!


« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2015, 09:05:41 PM »

A horse walks into a bar... the bartender asks "Why the long face?"
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Hi there!


« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2015, 09:15:06 PM »

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Buddhist walks into a bar and the bartender said "What is this, some kind of joke?"
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« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2015, 07:28:16 AM »

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« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2015, 09:42:42 AM »

These two  guys walk into a bar . . .

which is really stupid.  If the first one walked into it, the second one should have seen it!
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« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2015, 09:43:43 AM »

Termite walks into a bar. He asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2015, 07:42:08 AM »

This guy walks into a bar



Never: it must be a bad joke. Wink
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« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2015, 07:43:01 AM »

Guy walks into a bar *DONK*  Buggedout
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