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« on: August 07, 2015, 01:01:37 PM »



Yes Master, as soon as this briefing is over I'll take you to where they hold all the beer on this ship.
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« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2015, 06:55:48 PM »

"Most illogical, Mr. Bond."
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« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2015, 01:07:03 PM »



Buonasera: I believe in the Federation.  The Federation has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in the Federation fashion. I gave her freedom, but I taught her never to dishonor her family. She found a boyfriend, not a human or Vulcan. She went to the holo-shows with him. She stayed out late. I didn't protest. Two months ago he took her for a shuttle ride, with another boy friend. They made her drink Klingon Bloodwine and then they tried to take advantage of her. She resisted. She kept her honor. So they beat her. Like an animal. When I went to the hospital her nose was broken. Her jaw was shattered, held together by wire. She couldn't even weep because of the pain. But I wept. Why did I weep? She was the light of my life. A beautiful girl. Now she will never be beautiful again. (He breaks down at this point, and Don Spock gestures to Kirk to get Buonasera a drink). Sorry...(He regains his composure and carries on).  I went to the police, like a good Federation citizen.  These two boys were brought to trial. The judge sentenced them to three years at Elba II, and suspended the sentence. Suspended sentence! They went free that very day! I stood in the courtroom like a fool, and those two petaQ, they smiled at me. Then I said to my wife, "For justice, we must go to Don Spock!"
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