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Trevor
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« on: August 28, 2015, 03:27:28 AM »

I went to an airport bathroom on the 15th August before my Cape Town flight: the janitor there said: "Hello sir, welcome to my office."  TeddyR

Nice clean office too.  Thumbup
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« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2015, 07:02:00 AM »

Sometimes when people ask me how I am, I respond: "Medium well with a side of mushrooms."
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« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2015, 09:27:29 AM »

My mom calls it "chasing a rabbit" when you sit around and talk.

And some evenings she'll ask, "How was the day that was?"

:-)
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« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2016, 10:55:30 AM »

Had an Shakespeare instructor who used to ask, "Do you feel more like you do now than you did a while ago?"

He also used to say, "That's the way it goes: First, your money, then your clothes."
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« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2016, 12:54:29 PM »

"Now don't go getting your knickers in a twist!"

My cousin Magda says that when she wants me to settle down about something. It usually makes me laugh, so I do settle down.
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« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2016, 03:06:26 PM »

From a regular at James Lileks The Bleat

"If you are what you eat, eat what you are. I'm going out for a cheesburger."
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« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2016, 02:48:15 PM »

Leslie Neilsen dialogue.



Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

Jane: Goodyear?

Frank: No, the worst.



Frank: It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.


 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
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« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2016, 12:01:02 AM »

When someone repeats the old joke about people just dying to get into a cemetery I smile and remember The Final Sacrifice

(Though a couple times I blurted out NO before I remembered they probably wouldn't get the joke).
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« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2016, 01:32:07 AM »

When someone repeats the old joke about people just dying to get into a cemetery I smile and remember The Final Sacrifice

(Though a couple times I blurted out NO before I remembered they probably wouldn't get the joke).

"People are just dying to....."
"NO!!!!!!!!!!"   BounceGiggle TeddyR
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« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2016, 06:55:11 AM »

"You look more like you do now than you did the last time I saw you."
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« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2016, 02:48:04 PM »

"I you're like me, and I know I am..."
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