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Trevor
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« on: September 03, 2015, 01:11:41 AM »

About time too: I've had these damn things since 2009 - they're going all fuzzy on me.

 Buggedout Buggedout Sorry: I meant to type 'Spectacles'!  Wink
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« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2015, 06:55:41 AM »

Displaying your fuzzy testicles would indeed be quite the spectacle.  TeddyR
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« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2015, 07:38:47 AM »

Displaying your fuzzy testicles would indeed be quite the spectacle.  TeddyR

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I just hope the new testicles spectacles I get on Saturday are better than the ones I have now. They better be, at ZAR2000 [$200]!!  Buggedout
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« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2015, 08:15:28 PM »

I'm glad I had finished my soda, because reading this would have made me spray it all over the keyboard!  Still laughing! BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
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« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2015, 08:23:31 PM »

MG YOU'RE GOING TO TO GET
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Ohhhhhh ok. Good for you!
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« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2015, 10:19:06 PM »

It takes balls to make a joke like that, Trevor.
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« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2015, 01:54:54 AM »

I'm glad I had finished my soda, because reading this would have made me spray it all over the keyboard!  Still laughing! BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle

 TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2015, 04:31:16 AM »

It takes balls to make a joke like that, Trevor.


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Al Pacino agrees with you  Wink

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« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2015, 07:35:16 AM »

Now, what exactly is the equivalant of Cojones, in S.A., Hummmm?...
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« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2015, 07:45:48 AM »

Now, what exactly is the equivalant of Cojones, in S.A., Hummmm?...


 TeddyR TeddyR

In plain Afrikaans, 'testicles' translates to 'balas' [bah-lars] meaning 'balls' or 'knaters' [kin-nah-ters] meaning the same.  Buggedout  In proper Afrikaans, the translation is 'testikels': almost the same.  Thumbup

I can imagine this guy saying: "Your word of the day is 'knaters': dunno what that means but it's a good word."  Wink

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« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2015, 11:40:44 AM »

Did you wear the old ones out or did they get broken?
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« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2015, 05:27:43 PM »

Get a handful of them so they can do this when you walk:
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« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2015, 05:59:00 PM »

Either way your undies forge on in all of their glory.
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« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2015, 12:50:39 AM »

Did you wear the old ones out or did they get broken?

Both: worn out and squashed  Buggedout Buggedout Wink Wink
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« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2015, 12:51:53 AM »

Get a handful of them so they can do this when you walk:



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