A duck walked into a bar, had a beer, and got in a fight with a dog. No
this isn't a joke.
The bird - called Star - is well known for waddling around his favourite inns wearing a bow tie and swigging ale from a glass.
The booze-loving duck and his handler Barrie Hayman are a regular sight in their local taverns - some of which even give Star his own stool.
But Star's drinking days could be over after an altercation with a dog after returning from his favourite watering-hole The Old Courthouse Inn.
Star came to blows and lost out to pooch Meggie - which also belongs to Star's owner Barrie.
Guess I'll have to warn the cats to stay clear of this guy.