Drunken Irishman strips naked in flight, demands sex

[sprite75]

An Irishman on a flight (yeah I know that sounds like the beginning of a joke) from Dublin to Izmir got naked and demanded sex with the crew;

Witnesses said the man stripped naked and started to "wave his penis around" before he "demanded sex with the horrified crew." The plane made an emergency landing in Belgrade, Serbia, where witnesses said the man's friends who were traveling with him drank some 250 pints at that airport and delayed their plane another 10 hours.

One of those friends was a young lady who allegedly "offered sex to police officers at the scene who were trying to calm the situation down." Both she and the drunk, naked Irishman were detained by authorities and weren't allowed to board another flight until they sobered up.

But the rest of their s**tfaced friends were allowed to board the original flight, something that one witness said happened even though "they were so drunk they didn't know who they were."

It's unknown if Charlie Sheen was a passenger on a plane from Dublin to Izmir last Saturday, but let's be honest: It sure as s**t sounds like it.

[BoyScoutKevin]

He just shakes his head. The Irish are suppose to be heavy drinkers, but . . .?! This . . .?!

Though, the original article and its repost does raise several questions?

1st "Demanded sex with the horrified crew." Male crew, female crew, or both?

2nd How many drunken Irish can you get on one plane? There was the man or 1, his girlfriend or 2, and his friends "who were allowed to re-board the plane," so at least 2 more or 4, but . . .?! if the number of pints drunk stands at 250, that is 250 divided by 4 or 62.5 each. I am not surprised that "they did not know who they were." I am just surprised that any of them were still able to move after all that drinking.

3rd And how many friends does the man have now?