Thank you for that, sir!
However, I hope I'm not having to drum history into the head of a roomful of squirmy eighth graders when I am 75! LOL
Just whack them with your walker, Indy. That will get their attention. Not the kind you may want, but it will definitely get their attention.
No offense intended, but when are you gonna write The Great American Christian Gore/Horror Novel? We know you have it in you, sir!