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Trevor
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« Reply #225 on: April 04, 2016, 08:44:30 AM »

Inralp reezilmanorp. Magorzip!  Magorzip! Magorzip!!   Buggedout Question BounceGiggle Twirling

Plarni Pornaml: ag, I give up.  Wink
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« Reply #226 on: April 04, 2016, 12:08:13 PM »

I forgot Planet Fitness closes at nine on Fridays.
Now, here I thought planet fitness involved having solid continents, buff coastlines, and Alps of steel.
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« Reply #227 on: April 04, 2016, 12:21:25 PM »

My router at home took a major dump this morning.

I'm having to re do the configuration.

f**k.
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« Reply #228 on: April 05, 2016, 11:11:58 AM »

Aquaman Vs. Prince Namor. Even Del Toro can't make that work.
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #229 on: April 05, 2016, 11:48:43 PM »

As above, so below.
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #230 on: April 10, 2016, 07:32:09 AM »

The more I think about it, the more I am certain I dodged a bullet by not going last night. Besides, the questionable experience ill-suited capping off a child's birthday party. Doesn't it feel extra good to know you made the right choice? Beside, "Where you go I go, always." is a remark for my mental treasure chest.
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« Reply #231 on: April 13, 2016, 11:57:24 AM »

If Rudolph Nureyev caught fire, and came at you with a musket, shot and missed, you could say you dodged a Blazing Ballet Bullet.
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« Reply #232 on: April 13, 2016, 05:17:48 PM »

My blog traffic has gone from 300 + views a week to around 40 a week in the last month . . . not sure why!  Bluesad
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« Reply #233 on: April 13, 2016, 05:29:46 PM »

I have 14 framed photos on my wall of cats.
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« Reply #234 on: April 15, 2016, 12:07:44 PM »

I'm glad we never started a 'strange dream suppository'
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« Reply #235 on: April 15, 2016, 08:15:26 PM »

My friend and his wife came to dinner tonight and brought a bag of creepy gag fortune cookies. Mine said, "The bullet that will kill you was manufactured today."

...huh.
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« Reply #236 on: April 15, 2016, 10:10:50 PM »

Well, that's sure a positive thing to get in a cookie!   Buggedout Buggedout
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« Reply #237 on: April 18, 2016, 02:20:17 PM »

In first grade at Mary Queen of Heaven Elementary, this boy on the playground tried to get people to give him money to watch him eat a ladybug, and I felt sorry for the ladybug, so I jumped on him and wrestled it away and let it fly off. Instead of getting mad he spent the rest of the year wanting to be my boyfriend. I bet somewhere in this world he's out there now married to a dominatrix.
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« Reply #238 on: April 18, 2016, 04:23:33 PM »

The ants are coming out in force this year. I'd consider an ant eater for the job, but would it turn on me when winter comes, and the ants hide?
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« Reply #239 on: April 18, 2016, 07:08:19 PM »

I thought Flangepart was asking if an anteater would turn him on in winter.  Question
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