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Olivia Bauer
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« on: December 02, 2015, 08:29:39 AM »

I rubbed my left eye this morning and it sounded like a Geiger Counter.
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« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2015, 11:17:19 AM »

I have a notepad at work where I scribble down notes all going in random directions when people call me as I'll only forget anything important they say. One day in the far future some archaeologist is going to find it and make a lot of wrong conclussions about how we lived.
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Raffine
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« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2015, 11:24:30 AM »

Last night I dreamed I was driving what I thought was an electric car. Turned out it wasn't, so I had to put some gas in the tank. There was a little white doggie riding shotgun, by the way.
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Flangepart
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« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2015, 01:08:25 PM »

So this octopus was complaining about humans using base 10 for the number system, and a squid wheeled by on a hoverboard, yelled 'HAH!" and drove away laughing.
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Ed, Ego and Superego
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« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2015, 02:41:37 PM »

All I want to do is dang a long ding my ding dang dang a long.
-Ed
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alandhopewell
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Hey....white women were in season.


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« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2015, 03:53:45 PM »

     Alex Trebek has no upper lip.
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Flangepart
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« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2015, 04:21:19 PM »

Alex Trebek's mustache emigrated to Poland to be near sausage.
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« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2015, 06:33:29 PM »

I think my thumb is getting larger . . .
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sprite75
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I'm a Mac...


« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2015, 10:32:48 PM »

Gotta clean out the car tomorrow.
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Trevor
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« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2015, 01:05:49 AM »

All of you actually should care about this statement: I have clean undies on today.

How long they'll stay that way is another matter entirely Buggedout Wink
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indianasmith
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« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2015, 07:31:19 AM »

Why do some ice cubes fall out of the tray in one piece, while others splinter into fragments?
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Lagomorphs: menace or underutilized resource?


« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2015, 08:04:53 AM »

I exist (which, sadly, few people care about). Aaaaaaaaand now I'm depressed...  Lookingup TongueOut
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Trevor
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« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2015, 08:23:32 AM »

I exist (which, sadly, few people care about).

We care.  Smile
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diamondwaspvenom
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« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2015, 09:46:22 AM »

I like stories.
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Flangepart
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« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2015, 10:57:31 AM »

Mungo Jerry did a song about the end of summer. It too, sucked.
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