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« Reply #165 on: February 29, 2016, 09:48:48 AM »

The new intern says her great-grandfather fought in the German army in World War Two, and lost a leg to frostbite in Russia.
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« Reply #166 on: February 29, 2016, 02:22:28 PM »

Ouch! One more proof that war is hell.
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« Reply #167 on: March 01, 2016, 12:20:49 AM »

My mother in law's dog is named Ali, but I call her the Booger . . .
or the worst dog in the history of the planet, for short. Hatred
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« Reply #168 on: March 01, 2016, 08:03:00 AM »

I am going film hunting tomorrow: anyone want to come and join in?*

*Physical labor is required.  TeddyR
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« Reply #169 on: March 01, 2016, 09:14:26 AM »

I am going film hunting tomorrow: anyone want to come and join in?*

*Physical labor is required.  TeddyR


YES!
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« Reply #170 on: March 01, 2016, 01:41:22 PM »

I refuse to treat reality with the respect it demands.
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« Reply #171 on: March 01, 2016, 01:56:08 PM »

Everywhere I go in my apartment, I smell cat poo.

I don't own a cat!
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« Reply #172 on: March 02, 2016, 07:47:14 PM »

Why are there no fat vampires? Is it the liquid diet?
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« Reply #173 on: March 03, 2016, 12:10:47 AM »

Why are there no fat vampires? Is it the liquid diet?

There was a morbidly obese vampire in Blade.
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« Reply #174 on: March 03, 2016, 09:50:57 AM »

I've been audited every year in this century save two.
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« Reply #175 on: March 04, 2016, 08:02:40 AM »

I am dirty. My bath is calling me.  TeddyR
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« Reply #176 on: March 04, 2016, 11:11:13 AM »

In a text my badly hungover friend just called me a "half-Mick shant." I've never been called a "half-Mick shant" before. I'm not sure what it...

Oh, OK. I looked it up. Shantytown Irish? We weren't shantytown Irish, we stuck it out over there, lol.

I swear, you take someone's credit card when they're too drunk to drive, use it to pay her a taxi and have her car towed so it won't get broken into in a bad neighborhood, and as thanks she insults your mother's people.

Just no reward for courtesy anymore. Wonder if I'm still invited to the bar mitzvah?  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #177 on: March 06, 2016, 03:23:57 PM »

RIP Nancy Reagan.
Two weeks til spring....
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« Reply #178 on: March 06, 2016, 03:51:30 PM »

Shelley Duvall and Ringo Starr were never married.
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« Reply #179 on: March 07, 2016, 09:47:41 AM »

For some reason our stove tilts slightly backward and left, and has all the time we've lived here, and yet we've never tried to fix that or see why it does. It's not that big a deal in most cases, except when you try to fry an egg, the egg runs to the side, and that's annoying.
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