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LilCerberus
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« Reply #195 on: March 17, 2016, 12:10:32 PM »

Happy St. Patrick's day to all the good little Catholics & all the good little Irish, and a happy Lush day to all the drunks running around in green plastic derbys...
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #196 on: March 17, 2016, 01:47:48 PM »

Happy St. Patrick's day to all the good little Catholics & all the good little Irish, and a happy Lush day to all the drunks running around in green plastic derbys...

My dear grandmother over in the stone-soiled eternally green land of Connaught blames Americans (we dwellers in this land of sin and vice and cable TV) for turning a saint's day into a drunken debauch. Talked to her a bit ago and she praised me for not using the day as an excuse for anything "untoward" and bid me to remember I am also half-Irish, and Ireland is a land of professed holiness, though these days under siege by the misguided. I thanked her for her kind words, assured her I would indeed shun all inebriation this august day of Padriag, and felt glad inside that she doesn't know I am seriously thinking of trying ayahuasca in the near future.
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« Reply #197 on: March 17, 2016, 03:32:06 PM »

Why is there no beer that 're-emerges' in a color other than green? Is it a dye problem, or just a question of mixing primary colors?
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« Reply #198 on: March 17, 2016, 11:05:23 PM »

I bought a dill weed...
Looked hopeful, really stated to take off...
Then some varmint ate it...  Hatred
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« Reply #199 on: March 18, 2016, 09:15:27 AM »

The 10:15 meeting starts in thirty seconds....
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« Reply #200 on: March 18, 2016, 12:10:07 PM »

I absolutely, positively,deliberately refuse to be random! Look, a racoon! 
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« Reply #201 on: March 18, 2016, 09:23:11 PM »

So, in addition to Sanger, I need to learn me up on Francis Galton, & this whole thing about the cow or the ox or whatever it was...
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« Reply #202 on: March 19, 2016, 05:37:47 PM »

That "Puppy-Monkey-Baby" commercial scares the hell out of my kid.

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« Reply #203 on: March 19, 2016, 07:12:17 PM »

That "Puppy-Monkey-Baby" commercial scares the hell out of my kid.

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It scares the hell out of me too.
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« Reply #204 on: March 19, 2016, 11:24:43 PM »

I once tried to write a really dark, dystopian retelling of The Ballad Of Jed Clampett... These danged misanthropic hippies didn't get it.
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« Reply #205 on: March 20, 2016, 03:24:12 PM »

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« Reply #206 on: March 21, 2016, 01:56:30 PM »

And if you try to tell the story of Petticoat Junction without explaining why uncle Joe was slow...
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« Reply #207 on: March 24, 2016, 12:40:23 PM »

I do say...
             This color thingy...
                                 Is a lot of fun.
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« Reply #208 on: March 29, 2016, 03:58:34 PM »

     Did you ever sit there, tapping the centers of your palms with your middle fingers, then remember....you don't have webshooters?
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« Reply #209 on: March 30, 2016, 03:08:19 AM »

I think I'm getting old, finally.  Thumbdown
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