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« Reply #495 on: February 13, 2017, 04:49:39 PM »

I've worked out, to the 10th power, that the odds of embarrassing your Mom due to the shabby condition of your underwear, are just too much to contemplate.
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« Reply #496 on: February 14, 2017, 06:05:14 PM »

I have also decided that Norway is not shaped like the rat it is named after.
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« Reply #497 on: February 16, 2017, 03:37:31 AM »

I've worked out, to the 10th power, that the odds of embarrassing your Mom due to the shabby condition of your underwear, are just too much to contemplate.

My Mom would agree with you  Wink
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« Reply #498 on: February 16, 2017, 11:09:30 PM »

I never liked The Matrix.
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« Reply #499 on: February 17, 2017, 10:56:34 AM »

I never liked The Matrix.

I never saw The Matrix.
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« Reply #500 on: February 17, 2017, 08:16:47 PM »

I never liked The Matrix.

I never saw The Matrix.

You lucky bastard.   Cheers
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« Reply #501 on: February 17, 2017, 09:43:11 PM »

According to a caffeinated marsupial I am lucky despite being born out of wedlock.
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« Reply #502 on: February 18, 2017, 07:16:04 AM »

It's a very nice day outside, sunny and warm. Despite this I find myself missing the days before global warming came along and we actually had proper seasons when you could tell the difference between spring, summer, autumn and winter around here.
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« Reply #503 on: February 19, 2017, 12:41:36 AM »

How do you "make you own opportunities"?
None of it makes any sense.
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« Reply #504 on: February 20, 2017, 01:20:07 PM »

How do you "make you own opportunities"?
None of it makes any sense.

True. Rather like how can something be both "new" and "improved"?
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« Reply #505 on: February 20, 2017, 05:39:09 PM »

The jelly fish must not be good on toast...that's why there are still so many of them.
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« Reply #506 on: February 24, 2017, 12:14:34 PM »

I was singing "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window" to my youngest, who is four, and she said, "That song make me mad." I asked why and she said, "Because you ask and ask and it never says how much the doggie is."
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« Reply #507 on: February 27, 2017, 03:09:44 AM »

No more tighty whities for me: satin and lace will do fine, thanks.  Wink
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« Reply #508 on: February 27, 2017, 05:21:10 PM »

Have you worn them, though, Trevor? Satin undies are not as comfortable as they sound. They tend to slide when you sit because satin is so soft, and you're constantly having to sneak off and readjust them. And lace only lays right the first time it's worn. Save them for the bedroom, and in everyday life, cotton, baby, cotton...
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« Reply #509 on: February 27, 2017, 06:16:49 PM »

I dress for comfort, not appearance...well, it's not like I have a great deal of choice in the matter...
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