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« Reply #570 on: April 11, 2017, 01:55:47 PM »

My mom still has this paper I wrote when I was in second grade and the teacher asked us to tell which jobs we thought were good and which were bad. I wrote that priests and garbage men had it made, because they both seemed to work just one day a week, and I felt bad for "the" phone operator, because she always had to be there in case someone called. I also said I'd be scared to be a doctor, because when you hit someone's knee with the little hammer, they might kick you.
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« Reply #571 on: April 11, 2017, 06:15:40 PM »

I think Toasted Cheez-Its is the best flavor behind original Cheez-its.
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« Reply #572 on: April 12, 2017, 03:35:33 PM »

I think gravity takes me fro granted...and after all I give it...
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« Reply #573 on: April 12, 2017, 03:56:07 PM »

My mom still has this paper I wrote when I was in second grade and the teacher asked us to tell which jobs we thought were good and which were bad. I wrote that priests and garbage men had it made, because they both seemed to work just one day a week, and I felt bad for "the" phone operator, because she always had to be there in case someone called. I also said I'd be scared to be a doctor, because when you hit someone's knee with the little hammer, they might kick you.
That all sounds about right to me. 
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« Reply #574 on: April 14, 2017, 02:49:42 PM »

Ungh!
First we're told "Mother Of All Bombs" (not It's real name) is sexist, then somebody tells me Moab is one of Lot's inbred sons....
This week just keeps getting weirder...
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« Reply #575 on: April 14, 2017, 07:03:39 PM »

Ungh!
First we're told "Mother Of All Bombs" (not It's real name) is sexist, then somebody tells me Moab is one of Lot's inbred sons....
This week just keeps getting weirder...

Well, in the Old Testament Moab WAS one of Lot's inbred sons.
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« Reply #576 on: April 14, 2017, 07:20:49 PM »

Ungh!
First we're told "Mother Of All Bombs" (not It's real name) is sexist, then somebody tells me Moab is one of Lot's inbred sons....
This week just keeps getting weirder...

Well, in the Old Testament Moab WAS one of Lot's inbred sons.

I can see the tasteless and incredibly predictable SNL skit already... Lookingup
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« Reply #577 on: April 15, 2017, 04:39:30 AM »

Ducks tend to remain in the water when it rains, as if enchanted. Rain tends to make them passive and unresponsive to anything outside of themselves.
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« Reply #578 on: April 15, 2017, 05:11:31 AM »

WWJD? for a Klondike Bar.
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« Reply #579 on: April 15, 2017, 02:00:13 PM »

A couple of weeks ago I was attending an intel brief being given by someone who has the ear of the Trump administration. Of all the things I could have asked like how if things went badly wrong would they counter the Russian S400 air defence, or if he really thought that preparing to refight the last big war was the best way to prepare for the next one, what I really, really wanted to ask was with Linda McMahon being given a position in the administation was there any chance the WWE was going to put on any shows from the White House? Didn't get a chance to ask it though. :(
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« Reply #580 on: April 16, 2017, 08:38:05 PM »

Well, since I began my bad movie odyssey, Overdrawn At the Memory Bank aint half as bad as some of the crap I've sat through.
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« Reply #581 on: April 20, 2017, 03:33:19 PM »

Ducks tend to remain in the water when it rains, as if enchanted. Rain tends to make them passive and unresponsive to anything outside of themselves.
Like people on cells phones.
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« Reply #582 on: April 21, 2017, 09:00:19 AM »

I think our beagle Ernie is gay. He lives with our female dog, Chocolate, and shows zero interest in her, but the minute he sees another male dog, zoom, a-humpin' he goes with a definite "oh-yes-oh-yes"expression on his face. They try to say male dogs hump other male dogs for reasons of dominance, but I think it's homophobia to say animals can't be Pals With Dorothy. Besides, he really likes sequin collars.
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Thou art slave to Fate, Chance, kings, and desperate men,
And dost with poyson, warre, and sicknesse dwell...

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« Reply #583 on: April 21, 2017, 09:46:27 AM »

I think our beagle Ernie is gay. He lives with our female dog, Chocolate, and shows zero interest in her, but the minute he sees another male dog, zoom, a-humpin' he goes with a definite "oh-yes-oh-yes"expression on his face. They try to say male dogs hump other male dogs for reasons of dominance, but I think it's homophobia to say animals can't be Pals With Dorothy. Besides, he really likes sequin collars.

I can see this as the next Pixar movie: The Corgi with a Difference.
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« Reply #584 on: April 22, 2017, 07:21:28 AM »

I say we bugger the planet silly for Earth Day, just to show her who's boss. Let's make the ghost of Chief Seattle cry!
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DEATH be not proud, though some have called thee  
Mighty and dreadfull, for, thou art not so,  
For, those, whom thou think'st, thou dost overthrow,  
Die not, poore death, nor yet canst thou kill me.... 
   
Thou art slave to Fate, Chance, kings, and desperate men,
And dost with poyson, warre, and sicknesse dwell...

One short sleepe past, wee wake eternally,   
And death shall be no more; death thou shalt die.
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