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indianasmith
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« Reply #870 on: November 29, 2017, 12:09:21 AM »

If I could program my dreams, I think tonight I would choose Princess Leia (circa 1980), a swordfight with Hitler, a Fokker Triplane, a weedeater, a live chicken, and some peach preserves!!!
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« Reply #871 on: November 29, 2017, 01:06:37 AM »

If I could program my dreams, I think tonight I would choose Princess Leia (circa 1980), a swordfight with Hitler, a Fokker Triplane, a weedeater, a live chicken, and some peach preserves!!!

 BuggedoutBounceGiggle TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR

I'm a bit worried about what the live chicken has to do with all of that.  Wink
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« Reply #872 on: November 29, 2017, 07:32:27 AM »

Well, you soak the chicken in peach preserves and chase it around the bed with the weedeater, leaving a slimy trail that Nixon slips and falls on, rendering him unconscious so you can rescue Princess Leia, who has been tied to the bed with the Watergate tapes.

Clear now??   BounceGiggle
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« Reply #873 on: November 29, 2017, 08:18:23 AM »

Well, you soak the chicken in peach preserves and chase it around the bed with the weedeater, leaving a slimy trail that Nixon slips and falls on, rendering him unconscious so you can rescue Princess Leia, who has been tied to the bed with the Watergate tapes.

Clear now??   BounceGiggle


Ummm...... I have to ask this guy, who will probably tell me to follow the preserves  Wink


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« Reply #874 on: November 29, 2017, 03:16:03 PM »

Considering the hatchet jobs that have been done on practically EVERY female co-host of  The Today Show, I'm not in the least bit surprised that Matt Lauer has found his way onto the piglist!
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« Reply #875 on: November 29, 2017, 03:41:06 PM »

Well, you soak the chicken in peach preserves and chase it around the bed with the weedeater, leaving a slimy trail that Nixon slips and falls on, rendering him unconscious so you can rescue Princess Leia, who has been tied to the bed with the Watergate tapes.

Clear now??   BounceGiggle
OH-kay, Indy...a challenge...what would you expect from a dream involving 'THING' from the Addams family, a fried bologna sandwich, a chain saw, two goats- one named Harley, the other Davidson, three Chinese bondage queens, and a Sarsaparilla with a mind of it's own?
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« Reply #876 on: November 29, 2017, 07:19:13 PM »

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

Thing wants a sandwich, however, the fried bologna sandwich is on top of a mountain in Nepal, guarded by two goats named Harley and Davidson.  He offers me a free-thinking Sarsparilla if I will get the sandwich for him, so I grab my trusty chainsaw and let the three Chinese bondage queens left over from last week's Anne Hathaway dream distract the goats until I can decapitate them with the chainsaw and retrieve the sandwich . . . after which I get a rubdown and iced tea from Eva Green, wearing a Starfleet uniform.


BOO-YAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #877 on: November 29, 2017, 10:29:04 PM »

Medication... It's not a magic bullet, or waiting for a high to kick in, it takes a few days, or even a couple weeks... Like seeding & watering...It takes patience...
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« Reply #878 on: November 30, 2017, 12:37:14 PM »

How in the nine hel's does someone manage to accidently feed cheese to a cat?
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« Reply #879 on: November 30, 2017, 01:33:54 PM »

R.I.P JIM NABORS
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« Reply #880 on: December 01, 2017, 02:23:53 AM »

I really wish I'd stop accidently hitting my right knee off wooden things. The past couple of days have left me limping badly.
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« Reply #881 on: December 01, 2017, 02:47:25 AM »

Why do you hate pineapple bits on pizza?
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« Reply #882 on: December 01, 2017, 07:25:22 AM »

Why do you hate pineapple bits on pizza?

In my case it's because the first time Kristi was pregnant for three months the only thing she could eat without being sick was ham and pineapple pizza. After three months of eating it I am not sure I ever want to see it again.
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« Reply #883 on: December 01, 2017, 02:19:16 PM »

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

Thing wants a sandwich, however, the fried bologna sandwich is on top of a mountain in Nepal, guarded by two goats named Harley and Davidson.  He offers me a free-thinking Sarsparilla if I will get the sandwich for him, so I grab my trusty chainsaw and let the three Chinese bondage queens left over from last week's Anne Hathaway dream distract the goats until I can decapitate them with the chainsaw and retrieve the sandwich . . . after which I get a rubdown and iced tea from Eva Green, wearing a Starfleet uniform.


BOO-YAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!
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« Reply #884 on: December 06, 2017, 09:49:54 AM »

Okeedokes, I think I have caught up on all my missed posts, making up my quota from my week off. In short, my work is done here for the morning.
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