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« Reply #915 on: December 28, 2017, 07:42:08 PM »

CTHULHU F'TAGHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Buggedout
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« Reply #916 on: December 29, 2017, 08:51:49 AM »

Hmmm, should we three start our own cult dedicated to awakening the Great Old Ones and returning the universe to their domination?

I for one welcome our new slimy, tentacled, alien overfiends.
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« Reply #917 on: December 29, 2017, 09:25:59 AM »

Hmmm, should we three start our own cult dedicated to awakening the Great Old Ones and returning the universe to their domination?

I for one welcome our new slimy, tentacled, alien overfiends.

Can't. My deity never got past the jealousy stage. "Thou shalt have no other gods before me," y'know? Of course I suppose a loophole might be letting Cthulhu have the second spot...?

I love this:

https://jackchick.wordpress.com/2009/07/08/chick-parody-who-will-be-eaten-first/
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« Reply #918 on: December 29, 2017, 09:40:37 AM »

Hmmm, should we three start our own cult dedicated to awakening the Great Old Ones and returning the universe to their domination?

I for one welcome our new slimy, tentacled, alien overfiends.

Can't. My deity never got past the jealousy stage. "Thou shalt have no other gods before me," y'know? Of course I suppose a loophole might be letting Cthulhu have the second spot...?

I love this:

https://jackchick.wordpress.com/2009/07/08/chick-parody-who-will-be-eaten-first/

Ah, I may have another loophole for you. Great Old One's aren't actually gods. They are just creatures who are immensely more powerful than us who obey different laws of physics. Check to see if the bible says anything against worshipping something that is not a god, and if there isn't any prohibition against creatures from another reality then you are home free.
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« Reply #919 on: December 29, 2017, 09:45:19 AM »

I wonder if when ER's karma reaches 666 if the apocalypse will be unleashed?
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« Reply #920 on: December 29, 2017, 09:52:18 AM »

I wonder if when ER's karma reaches 666 if the apocalypse will be unleashed?

One way to find out. Ahem...hint? Hint?
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« Reply #921 on: December 29, 2017, 03:13:21 PM »

Anybody mention strap on nuclear weapons yet?
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« Reply #922 on: December 29, 2017, 03:33:11 PM »

I wonder if when ER's karma reaches 666 if the apocalypse will be unleashed?

One way to find out. Ahem...hint? Hint?

I am doing my best to find out, but it will only let me add one every six hours so unless I go an cheat and make some alt accounts you might have to be patient.
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« Reply #923 on: December 29, 2017, 04:58:20 PM »

I wonder if when ER's karma reaches 666 if the apocalypse will be unleashed?

One way to find out. Ahem...hint? Hint?

I am doing my best to find out, but it will only let me add one every six hours so unless I go an cheat and make some alt accounts you might have to be patient.
Nooo! I want the Apocalypse now, now, now!!
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« Reply #924 on: December 29, 2017, 05:08:56 PM »

Well it should happen at the weekend so most people will be off work and able to appreciate it properly instead of being stuck at work.
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« Reply #925 on: December 30, 2017, 01:23:03 PM »

I heard a random conversation yesterday as I was heading to the train station consisting of nothing but the letter "A".

Person one (on spotting someone I guess they know) "Aaaaaaa".

Person two (on seeing the person who had spotted them) "Aaaa".

Person three (on seeing who person one was excited by) "Aa".

Person two (on slipping on some ice) "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA".

Conversation with me and Kristi earlier.

"Alex, are you going for a bath?"

"Yes, after cleaning up after the cat has diarrehea and vomitting I need a bath."

"Was there a lot of it?"

"Doesn't have to be a lot."
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« Reply #926 on: December 31, 2017, 11:07:05 AM »

My efforts to resurrect someone were partly successful.
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« Reply #927 on: December 31, 2017, 01:27:43 PM »

Had so much going on this week, I thought Yesterday was new year's eve & wound up eating one of my cans of black eyed peas a day early....
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« Reply #928 on: December 31, 2017, 07:31:20 PM »

I think I might have caused the first volcanic explosion in Scotland in several millenia by asking a friend who Katie Tunstall is?
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« Reply #929 on: December 31, 2017, 08:38:48 PM »

I think I might have caused the first volcanic explosion in Scotland in several millenia by asking a friend who Katie Tunstall is?

Who?
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