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« Reply #1245 on: November 02, 2018, 05:02:26 PM »

Prayers are like cars.

Both may make some people feel comforted but are essentially useless.

Even by your standards that makes no sense. I think you left a word or two out of whatever quote you took that from.
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« Reply #1246 on: November 02, 2018, 05:40:49 PM »

Prayers are like cars.

Both may make some people feel comforted but are essentially useless.

...Cars are useless?
Or do you mean really nice, fancy cars?
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« Reply #1247 on: November 02, 2018, 06:17:20 PM »

I typed cats my tablet got it wrong.
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« Reply #1248 on: November 02, 2018, 07:58:11 PM »

Funniest thing I read in weeks  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #1249 on: November 17, 2018, 06:04:41 PM »

I'm waiting for the news to come on (All three nitworks have emergency football games), and I find out yesterday was the fiftieth anniversary of The Heidi Bowl...
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« Reply #1250 on: November 18, 2018, 09:12:47 AM »

Well, my Mom got out of the hospital, I survived the last week of school before Thanksgiving break, I spent a day on the Sulphur River, and today my wife and I are taking Mom to church.

And I am off work all week this week!

Life's pretty sweet sometimes.
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« Reply #1251 on: November 18, 2018, 11:27:43 AM »

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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« Reply #1252 on: November 18, 2018, 11:41:34 AM »

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

As Andrew once said, "The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is."
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« Reply #1253 on: November 20, 2018, 10:48:58 AM »

It is a shame, that any literary or movie creation no matter how terrifying or awe inspiring will sooner or later get a funny web comic and plushy toy.
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« Reply #1254 on: November 20, 2018, 07:30:15 PM »

So, somebody named Daniel Best is dead, and I'm getting mixed & incomplete reports of how it occurred...
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« Reply #1255 on: November 20, 2018, 07:51:16 PM »

You know, when you really think about it, a rhinoceros is just a unicorn who really let himself go . . .  Buggedout
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« Reply #1256 on: November 21, 2018, 01:29:55 AM »

You know, when you really think about it, a rhinoceros is just a unicorn who really let himself go . . .  Buggedout

 TeddyR TeddyR

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« Reply #1257 on: November 21, 2018, 01:33:32 AM »

Despite their languid appearance,  hippopotami kill a large number of humans every year.  This is likely because they get sick and tired of all the fat jokes...
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« Reply #1258 on: November 21, 2018, 08:56:28 AM »

Last night I was sitting here at the PC when I heard the dog going nuts on the front porch.  I looked out and found he had cornered a half grown possum!  I didn't want to get bit, but I didn't want the dog to get bit or the possum to get killed, so I put on an oven mitt and grabbed it by the scruff of the neck.  Then I carried it to our fence line and put it in the field near a large tree, where it could climb up to escape if the dog jumped the fence to get at it.  First time I have ever wrangled a live possum!
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« Reply #1259 on: November 22, 2018, 03:37:53 AM »

Despite their languid appearance,  hippopotami kill a large number of humans every year.  This is likely because they get sick and tired of all the fat jokes...


Or all the naked guys  Buggedout TeddyR TeddyR

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