Make A Random Statement About Something Nobody Should Care About

[RCMerchant]

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Dam! I needed that! 

[Trevor]

I am in an abusive relationship with the Dallas Cowboys.  They give me hope, then they crush it.
Every week!

I have that same relationship with our national cricket team: bunch of half-ass chokers. 

[Alex]

I am in an abusive relationship with the Dallas Cowboys.  They give me hope, then they crush it.
Every week!

I have that same relationship with our national cricket team: bunch of half-ass chokers. 

Trevor, try supporting the Scottish national football team. We cheerfully sing "We're s**t and we know we are" when we're losing.

[ER]

Got back from taking the interns on a field trip to an amusement park size supermarket that sells EVERYTHING and I got us canned rattlesnake we're going to try before the end of the day.

I tell you, when we vegetarians go bad, we really know how to do it.

[ER]

Antifa is to fighting fascism what the KKK is to upholding Christian values.

[LilCerberus]

I just found out that the IMDB changed Art Nelson's name & credits to Vic Savage.....










Go figure..................

[LilCerberus]

PTSD.........
I REALLY wish it were something I could just let go of like some people keep saying when they're quoting anything from scripture, to Buddha, to some psychiatrist.....

Some beast just gets ahold of me, & I'm overwhelmed by the futile need to shout back at a bad memory, but they can't hear me, or see the anger in my face, or feel me punch at the air, which only makes me angrier, I don't understand why.

[ER]

Took the kids to an indoor rock climbing gym yesterday, woke up with a leg cramp from Gehenna in the night. My pride will NEVER let me concede there is a connection between those events.

[ER]

I just saw something you don't see happen every day. It's windy out and I watched a leaf from one tree go spiraling through the air and land caught among the leaves of another tree. A rare leaf that's been on two trees!

[Alex]

I just saw something you don't see happen every day. It's windy out and I watched a leaf from one tree go spiraling through the air and land caught among the leaves of another tree. A rare leaf that's been on two trees!

I hope it sent the immigrant right back to where it came from!

[Alex]

Does Batman have an existential dread of Ozzy Osborne biting his head off?

[Trevor]

I am in an abusive relationship with the Dallas Cowboys.  They give me hope, then they crush it.
Every week!

I have that same relationship with our national cricket team: bunch of half-ass chokers. 

Trevor, try supporting the Scottish national football team. We cheerfully sing "We're s**t and we know we are" when we're losing.

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[ER]

I just felt like dressing all in black today. I thought about dyeing my hair black last night and might for Halloween. I been drawn to the color black lately.

[Gabriel Knight]

This Sunday we have presidential elections. By Monday the country will probably collapse.

This sucks. 

[Alex]

So Fox which makes the Alien movies is owned by Disney. Does that make Facehuggers Disney princesses since their mum is a queen?