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bob
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« on: December 05, 2015, 04:59:40 PM »

 in the most odd ad ever pornhub encourages people to porn buy for the upcoming holiday.....the best part is the ad totally safe for work

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« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2015, 07:37:33 PM »

OMG this is the most twisted gift idea ever...

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« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2015, 09:58:19 PM »

OMG this is the most twisted gift idea ever...



And quite a touching gift too....
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« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2015, 12:28:20 PM »

This is now my favorite Christmas-themed commercial EVER! And I don't even care for porn.
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« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2015, 04:24:11 PM »

That is the saddest, funniest thing I've seen in awhile!

What better way to honor the birth of the Son of God than to give the gift of sin?  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2015, 05:45:37 PM »

I wonder if Grandpa's used up the card and/or worn out his hands yet.
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« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2016, 10:26:26 PM »

if anyone needs a last minute gift for that special someone, this could be useful
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« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2016, 10:47:57 PM »

This was quite interesting ad, I saw this ad at a movie theater if I'm not mistaken.
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« Reply #8 on: December 25, 2016, 01:17:28 AM »

This was quite interesting ad, I saw this ad at a movie theater if I'm not mistaken.

I still wonder if Grandpa had used up the gift yet?
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« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2016, 03:34:39 PM »

Grandpa: I wondered why you also bought me all those packages of hand lotion and tissues....
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« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2017, 10:01:14 PM »

if you're scrambling for a last minute gift, here's an idea
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« Reply #11 on: December 26, 2017, 03:22:20 AM »

That's OK so long as someone doesn't start singing O Come All Ye Faithful :winkgrin:
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