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Trevor
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« on: December 14, 2015, 04:02:36 AM »
Can someone please come bail me out?  Wink

http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/man-held-after-diamonds-allegedly-found-in-underwear-20151213

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« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2015, 08:04:31 AM »
You just need to explain it to them: "I have a problem with flatulence, so I put a packet of charcoal in my undies. I'm just such a tight-arse that the coal got squeezed into diamonds."

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« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2015, 08:45:51 AM »
Quote from: Derf on December 14, 2015, 08:04:31 AM
You just need to explain it to them: "I have a problem with flatulence, so I put a packet of charcoal in my undies. I'm just such a tight-arse that the coal got squeezed into diamonds."

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I must try that.  Wink
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« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2015, 01:01:31 PM »
The last thing I would expect to find in Trevor ' s undies is a diamond!!!
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« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2015, 12:36:50 AM »
Quote from: indianasmith on December 14, 2015, 01:01:31 PM
The last thing I would expect to find in Trevor ' s undies is a diamond!!!

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