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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« on: December 21, 2015, 01:30:53 PM »

http://imgur.com/a/fRuFd

This artist graphically illustrates probably every possibility for what could be waiting after corporeal death. (And be sure to click the 'Load Next 10 Images' link under the bottom picture, or you won't get to see all the possible places you could spend ETERNITY.) Except he left out Zombies. Oh, well.

"Resonate" could potentially be as awful as Hell, y'know?

But "Reincarnate" looks sort of interesting.

Heaven, though, it apparently, as you see, has ice cream!

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« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2015, 01:53:57 PM »

Where do you FIND these things?? TeddyR
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2015, 02:08:55 PM »

youd be surprised the thing that turn up when you're trying to look busy at work lol
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« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2015, 06:06:12 PM »

youd be surprised the thing that turn up when you're trying to look busy at work lol
Yeah. Try random word combinations...'never saw that coming'...
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« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2015, 08:49:12 AM »

youd be surprised the thing that turn up when you're trying to look busy at work lol
Yeah. Try random word combinations...'never saw that coming'...

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« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2015, 04:54:02 PM »

youd be surprised the thing that turn up when you're trying to look busy at work lol
Yeah. Try random word combinations...'never saw that coming'...

I googled Trevor Underpants: not pretty.  Buggedout Wink

     I actually got several hits on "Naugahyde Teenagers".
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2016, 12:58:08 PM »

On the subject of death, you ever stop to think that war doesn't increase death, it only hastens it?
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« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2016, 10:09:04 AM »

I think when you die you rot and bugs eat you-thats IT!
There is no hevaven or hell-thats fairy tale s**t.you just die.
You get stuck in the ground-somebody sticks a rock with yer name on it on yer burial spot-and they move on.
If that sounds bleak and nihilistic-I dont mean it to be-it just seems like the most logical thing-I mean-cmon-lets get real here,my freinds-your DEAD.
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« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2016, 10:19:38 AM »

I really hope there is a life after death-but-I really dont think so-I have seen NO proof of that.
I know what the Bible says-but I think that the writers of the Bible made the idea up as a form of laws-and to enforce them they said-HEY! If you dont do this-you will go to HELL when you die-so be good,a***oles!
Its a good book,with good thoughts-but the heaven and hell thing is bulls**t. Yeh so-eh.
Have a nice day!  Cheers
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« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2016, 10:40:37 AM »

But what about the Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster?
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