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« on: December 25, 2015, 01:25:34 PM »

goes to the doctor's office for his annual checkup.
The doctor listens to his heart and lungs, checks his reflexes, and says:
"Now, sir, I need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
Having grown hard of hearing in his latter years, the South African film archivist turned to his niece and said:
'WHAT DID HE SAY?"
She leaned into Trevor's ear and explained:
"He needs a pair of your underpants!"


MERRY CHRISTMAS TREVOR!!! TeddyR Cheers
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« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2015, 01:42:12 PM »

LOL: thanks for the laugh BounceGiggle TeddyR
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« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2015, 12:38:56 PM »

BAROOM-CHING!
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« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2016, 09:03:18 AM »

In an email to my sister, I said the following:

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Why did I choose life? Simple. They unknowingly gave me renewed purpose in life ~ I want to see them grow up, go to school, go to university, get married and do all the good things that life has to offer. I also want to live to be in my nineties and have them come and visit me at the old age home where I will probably be knocking all the slow-coaches over with my souped-up wheelchair with the mag rims. They will give me a hug and say "We love you, Uncle Zombie." I want to live to see that and your kids have placed me firmly on the road towards that.

Talking about my niece and nephew and the revolution they caused in my life, so yes: I can see myself getting to that age, growing old disgracefully.  TeddyR
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« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2016, 02:12:48 PM »

To quote meself,lads...
Better weird than boring!
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