Trying saying
that fast.
DECEMBER 28--Minnesota cops are still searching for the man who pointed a handgun at an adult video store employee during a dispute over a malfunctioning penis pump.
According to a police report, the suspect approached a clerk at Viva Video (seen below) last Wednesday night and “attempted to return a sexual device” he had previously purchased at the St. Paul business.
The customer claimed the item--which police identified as a penis pump--did not work as advertised. However, the store clerk declined the return request “because [the pump] had been used,” cops noted.
After being rebuffed by the employee, “the suspect pulled out a black handgun and threatened the clerk” before fleeing from the business (without a new penis pump).
