Who needs a holosuite?

[Flangepart]

O'Brian: "Quark! The Nanobots froze up again."
Quark: "There's beer and hair in the computer console."
Bashier: "(sigh) Told you Chief. Never get a cat."

[sprite75]

Quark: Is this a battle of some sort?
O'Brien: Not exactly.  It's a recreation of the great feline beer invasion of 2016.

[BoyScoutKevin]

It's nice to see that even in the future, people "Remember the Alamo!"

[sprite75]

Quark: When do I beam the cat onto the battlefield? 
O'Brien: Soon.  I'll let you know.

[Mr. DS]

I told you we should have played Monopoly but nooooooo...