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What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous)

« on: February 26, 2016, 04:10:52 PM »

Let's say you get to select your own epitaph to go on your tombstone, what do you want to say?

I have a few, but I'll start with this one:

Please step to the left; you're blocking the air vent.


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Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous)

« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2016, 04:50:04 PM »

DANCE!
DANCE!
DANCE!


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Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous)

« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2016, 04:56:37 PM »

Bury me in a cow pasture,
and write on my epitaph,
"Watch your step"


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Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous)

« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2016, 05:07:42 PM »

"Inventor of the time machine.... Careful, she might be watching you."


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Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous)

« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2016, 07:01:47 PM »

Quote from: ER on February 26, 2016, 05:07:42 PM

"Inventor of the time machine.... Careful, she might be watching you."

That is both cool and unnerving.


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Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous)

« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2016, 07:47:27 PM »

http://www.tombstonebuilder.com/


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Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous)

« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2016, 07:50:40 PM »

"Hey, I just found an arrowhead down here!"


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Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous)

« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2016, 09:42:57 PM »

In memory of the Tombstone commercials:
PEPPERONI AND CHEESE


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Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous)

« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2016, 10:01:06 PM »

ABSOLUTELY
AL'S
GRAVE
Every week or so,
some guy runs over me
and all my neighbors
with a bush hog
YA'
EVER
THINK
ABOUT
THAT
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Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous)

« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2016, 12:35:40 AM »

are we there yet, i'm thirsty! Cheers


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Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous)

« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2016, 01:11:44 AM »

Quote from: indianasmith on February 26, 2016, 07:50:40 PM

"Hey, I just found an arrowhead down here!"

That is PERFECT for you!


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Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous)

« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2016, 01:05:40 PM »

Mozart: "Great Composer, Now Decomposing."

Walt Disney: "I'm Chillin'...."

Andy Warhol: "In The Future Everybody Will Be Dead For Fifteen Minutes...."

Jim Morrison: "Mr. Mojo Ain't Risin'...."

Louis XVI: "I Saw Paris While Rollin' Along"

Yoko Ono: "I Broke Up The Beatles, B itches, What's Your Super Power?"

J.D. Salinger: "I Win! Now It's Your Turn To Hide"

Julius Caesar: "Could've Sworn They Said Beware The Ides of June...."

Justin Bieber: "Still Better Than Jar-Jar"

Sheldon Cooper: You're Standing Above My Spot"

Oliver Cromwell: "Good News, Ireland, I'm In Hell"


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Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous)

« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2016, 03:34:09 PM »

You just HAD to go there with Cromwell, didn't you? BounceGiggle


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Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous)

« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2016, 11:31:45 PM »

PLEASE
KNOCK!


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Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous)

« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2016, 09:55:22 AM »

Please don't leave flowers; I'm allergic to them.

Not an epitaph, but I've always wanted to have my funeral be memorable. Here's how: I want someone to rig my body so that, right in the middle of the ceremony, my body will suddenly sit upright and my head will turn towards, what I hope will be, a large crowd of horrified people. If there is an afterlife, I think I will spend eternity laughing my butt off at the reactions.


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