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LilCerberus
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« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2016, 09:52:18 PM »
SPOILER ALERT!
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« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2016, 09:56:18 PM »
Quote from: LilCerberus on February 28, 2016, 09:52:18 PM
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Very fitting in this internet age!
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« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2016, 10:33:35 PM »
Rolled my way into the semis.
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« Reply #18 on: February 29, 2016, 03:01:25 AM »
He washed his undies: not too wisely and definitely not too well. Wink
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« Reply #19 on: February 29, 2016, 06:29:12 PM »
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« Reply #20 on: February 29, 2016, 06:33:21 PM »
Quote from: Trevor T on February 29, 2016, 03:01:25 AM
He washed his undies: not too wisely and definitely not too well. Wink

You thought he smelled before!
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« Reply #21 on: March 01, 2016, 12:21:57 AM »
"She burned the candle at both ends.
It did not last the night.
But o my dears and o my friends!
It made a lovely light."

Actual epitaph
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« Reply #22 on: March 01, 2016, 01:47:40 PM »
See ya later!

Or...
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« Reply #23 on: March 01, 2016, 01:50:43 PM »
Considering I've had chemotherapy, maybe this would be an attention-getter:
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« Reply #24 on: March 01, 2016, 01:57:43 PM »
Quote from: Trevor T on February 29, 2016, 03:01:25 AM
He washed his undies: not too wisely and definitely not too well. Wink

And that, children, is why the grass grows a little bit greener on this grave.
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LilCerberus
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« Reply #25 on: March 02, 2016, 02:10:24 PM »
THE LILCERBERUS MEMORIAL HIGHWAY
Oh Yeah, He's under here,
Somewhere,
Bein' run over,
By you...
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« Reply #26 on: March 02, 2016, 05:55:51 PM »
Another actual epitaph - from Boot Hill, Arizona:

Here lays the Kid,
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger
But slow on the draw!
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« Reply #27 on: March 02, 2016, 06:18:54 PM »
Here lies all the remains of Charlotte
 Born a virgin, but died a harlot
 For sixteen years she kept her virginity
 A marvelous thing for this vicinity


http://www.costumediscounters.com/csc_inc/html/static/articles/epitaphs-herelies.html
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« Reply #28 on: March 02, 2016, 07:35:12 PM »
Quote from: ER on March 02, 2016, 06:18:54 PM
Here lies all the remains of Charlotte
 Born a virgin, but died a harlot
 For sixteen years she kept her virginity
 A marvelous thing for this vicinity


http://www.costumediscounters.com/csc_inc/html/static/articles/epitaphs-herelies.html

Thank you, Capt. Quint.
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« Reply #29 on: March 02, 2016, 08:21:54 PM »
Here lies Rev. Powell.
Wanna meet him? Grab a trowel!
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