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Flangepart
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« on: May 15, 2002, 03:12:00 PM » |
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Starring Powers Booth, Tim Curry, Simone Jade Mackinnon and Gerard Butler as The Fun Hun. STUFF TO WATCH FOR! : Starts with words scrolling over a map. How quaint. ..... Kid's just a lil world beater to be. ..... Bucolic Huns?. ..... Doomed Villagers!. ..... A good brutal massacre will scar THAT tender psyche. ..... Does horse taste like chicken? ..... Crazy lady with twigs in hair = exposision. ..... Ewwww. do NOT p.o.. the prison guard who has your food tray. ..... This is the Roman Emperior? Can you say "Biggus Dickus"? ..... Yep, he's a Michael Pailn wannabe. ..... Red Sonia? ..... Yes, folks, that heartless murdering peon to rape and pillage...is our hero. ..... Powers Booth: Roman General, and Andre the Giant voice impersonator. ..... Sure, you slaughtered her entire village, but that don't mean she can't love you, Attila.... ..... Trickery and deciet Vs. Direct Brute force, hey, what ever works. ..... Nicely staged Battle. Its no Braveheart, but.. ..... This orgy is rated pg-13. ..... Hot water, hot babe= hot exposision. ..... Thats "Hun-try" and western music! Hah, i slay me... ..... Bad wine. ..... Cain Vs. Cain. ..... (Singing) I'm i love, i'm in love with Attila the hun, Attila the Hun, Attila the hun, though he'll pillage a village, and kill everyone, i still love Attila the hun. Thanks, Buddy Sorrel!. ..... Leather armor creaks realy loud. ..... Screaming at toadstool lady's grave. Good place to fine a sacred sword. ..... Gonna need a bigger castle. ..... Emperior Frank-n-stine!. ..... Roman...catholics?. ..... Waaaa? They had Trebuchets then? ..... A divining sword? ..... Strength Vs. Cunning, Knife in the back, in the front ahhhh! They're all brutes, let God sort 'em out. ..... Ahhhh! native dancing!Ahhh!. ..... Milk that death scene, Gerard. ..... and finaly, (yea)...Et Tu, Boothe? <> Nice production work, Bloodless battles involving cuttlery, Casual butchery that make it hard to feel for either Huns or Rome. Butler make a convincing, smart Attila, and Booth matches him, but i just could not care about the characters. Flangepart says, : Check it out, but only if your a sword and sandle compleatist. Back to you, Andrew!
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