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LilCerberus
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« Reply #30 on: March 02, 2016, 10:05:59 PM »

We're not sure he's actually dead
This is just where he built a fallout shelter & buried himself after the 2016 elections
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« Reply #31 on: March 03, 2016, 12:12:17 AM »

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.
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« Reply #32 on: March 03, 2016, 12:22:15 AM »

THE LIL CERBERUS MEMORIAL HIGHWAY
Or at least, this is where we found about most of him, though the trail kinda goes on a ways. Somebody says they found a piece of his bike over in the next county, though there's some speculation somebody might've took it as a souvenir, then changed their mind.
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« Reply #33 on: March 03, 2016, 12:42:22 AM »

R.I.P.

That guy around the corner who watches movies with doofy rubber monsters.
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« Reply #34 on: March 06, 2016, 08:52:43 PM »

If you're reading this, I spent the money on this really nice headstone!
MWAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
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« Reply #35 on: March 07, 2016, 10:09:05 AM »

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« Reply #36 on: March 07, 2016, 12:56:16 PM »

Here lays the body of Guido the knife
remember the reason, he no longer has life.
When the Don sends you, it's not a good gig
to make the collections, then hold back on the Vig.
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