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sprite75
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« on: March 22, 2016, 09:31:57 PM »

Yeah they're on the lookout for The Masked Masturbator;

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The behavior was first reported Jan. 10, when a woman called 911 to say she just saw a man pleasuring himself outside the front door of her home near the University District intersection of Northeast 52nd Street and 12th Avenue Northeast, according to police.

Responding officers were unable to find the offender.

A surveillance camera installed at the home caught a masturbator at the same home Feb. 7, showing a man covered head to toe in black, save for the two body parts he used to perform his mission, Seattle police reports say.

His clothing included a hood, a wrap around his face and toe shoes. The night vision surveillance footage makes his attire appear white.
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« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2016, 10:57:22 PM »

Finally, a worthy opponent to the fapurai.
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« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2016, 02:09:03 AM »

Yeah they're on the lookout for The Masked Masturbator;

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The behavior was first reported Jan. 10, when a woman called 911 to say she just saw a man pleasuring himself outside the front door of her home near the University District intersection of Northeast 52nd Street and 12th Avenue Northeast, according to police.

Responding officers were unable to find the offender.

A surveillance camera installed at the home caught a masturbator at the same home Feb. 7, showing a man covered head to toe in black, save for the two body parts he used to perform his mission, Seattle police reports say.

His clothing included a hood, a wrap around his face and toe shoes. The night vision surveillance footage makes his attire appear white.



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« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2016, 05:45:27 AM »

Just pounding the pavement by night . . . .
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« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2016, 06:26:31 PM »

I hope that he wasn't wearing his ninja wall-climbing claws.
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« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2016, 11:13:44 PM »

I hope that he wasn't wearing his ninja wall-climbing claws.

Yeah that would hurt.
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« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2016, 05:27:45 PM »

For a sec I thought someone was providing services TO ninjas.   
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