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« on: April 07, 2016, 04:42:34 PM »

Yeah, people have actually asked questions like this on Yahoo Answers...

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« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2016, 01:34:12 AM »

1. Go to a dark nudist club: people will see you.

2. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2016, 06:27:33 AM »

Years ago, someone sent me a link to an automotive forum where a guy posted a question about how to get Herculiner off of his "hootus."
It had over 22 pages of replies, some of them very . . . creative!  BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
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« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2016, 01:06:11 PM »

what the f**k  Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout
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« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2016, 01:11:47 PM »

Years ago, someone sent me a link to an automotive forum where a guy posted a question about how to get Herculiner off of his "hootus."
It had over 22 pages of replies, some of them very . . . creative!  BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
Whats a hootus?
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« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2016, 09:26:37 PM »

Slang for his manparts.
  Apparently he was painting the bed of his new truck with Herculiner (a very rough-textured, brush on bedliner for pickups) and stopped to pee and got some on his . . . well, you get the idea.  It adheres to human skin like crazy, apparently! Buggedout
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« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2016, 08:26:37 AM »

Slang for his manparts.
  Apparently he was painting the bed of his new truck with Herculiner (a very rough-textured, brush on bedliner for pickups) and stopped to pee and got some on his . . . well, you get the idea.  It adheres to human skin like crazy, apparently! Buggedout


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« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2016, 05:29:11 AM »

Years ago, someone sent me a link to an automotive forum where a guy posted a question about how to get Herculiner off of his "hootus."
It had over 22 pages of replies, some of them very . . . creative!  BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle

I googled that and went  Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout

Do you mean to tell me that what I have on the floor of the rear of this



is the same as what got on his you know what?  Buggedout Buggedout
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« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2016, 06:33:05 AM »

Yup.  In fact, I don't doubt that whole hilarious thread is still floating out in cyberspace somewhere.  Just Google "How do I get Herculiner off of my hootus?"
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« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2016, 07:38:58 AM »

Yup.  In fact, I don't doubt that whole hilarious thread is still floating out in cyberspace somewhere.  Just Google "How do I get Herculiner off of my hootus?"

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW  Buggedout Buggedout
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« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2016, 07:52:31 AM »

Yup.  In fact, I don't doubt that whole hilarious thread is still floating out in cyberspace somewhere.  Just Google "How do I get Herculiner off of my hootus?"


Did that, I think I found the thread in question.

I hope he was a lot more respectful towards his hootus afterwards.
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« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2016, 07:54:44 AM »

Did that, I think I found the thread in question.

I hope he was a lot more respectful towards his hootus afterwards.


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Just BTW: that is my pick-up in that picture: I seriously do not want what is in the bed of that on my friend.  Wink
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