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« on: March 19, 2016, 01:02:31 PM »

The 1959 is an awesome and amazing film with a great cast that won multiple Oscars......so naturally they are making a new one.

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« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2016, 02:43:53 PM »

Yeah...  Well, to be fair the 1959 one is itself essentially a remake of a classic (well, same source), somewhat like the 1940s version of the Maltese Falcon which was so good it overshadowed the original. 

But that trailer...  It doesn't scream ATROCIOUS, just astonishingly generic and mediocre.  Like they took all the soul and interesting stuff in the original, and sanitized it and made it as modern and generic as possible.
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« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2016, 03:30:59 PM »

Oddly enough, I like the silent film version better than the 1959 version. Though, I do like the chariot race in the 1959 version, which I hold is still one of the best action sequences ever put on the screen. And perhaps more surprisingly, I also like the naval battle in the 1959 version, scale ship models and all. Which means . . .?! I have not the least bit of interest in seeing the newest rendition of Lew Wallace's classic novel.
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« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2016, 01:20:02 PM »


But that trailer...  It doesn't scream ATROCIOUS, just astonishingly generic and mediocre.  Like they took all the soul and interesting stuff in the original, and sanitized it and made it as modern and generic as possible.

E-yeah...his name is Juda Ben Hur...that first name might P.O. some overseas sales, ya think?
Interesting effects, yeah...but I am getting numb to seeing Morgan Freeman playing 'The wise old _______'
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« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2016, 03:47:28 AM »

For Timur Bekmambetov, this is remarkably understated. From his previous films, one would expect Ben Hur to be battling undead legionary mummies while driving his chariot around the walls of the Circus Maximus or something.
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