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« on: April 17, 2016, 09:06:08 PM »

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You’ll never look at another bloated superhero film the same again after experiencing this seven hour and 20 minute trailer that’s just been released for the longest film ever made, ‘Ambiancé’.

From Swedish director and artist Anders Weberg, this experimental movie runs for a whopping 30 days. That’s right, it’ll take you a full month, without any breaks for food, toilet, or sleep to get through it.

This latest trailer trumps the teaser that came out the other year, which only lasted a measly 72 minutes, so here lies the real challenge. However, in case for some inexplicable reason you’ve sat through this trailer (and we’re pretty sure you haven’t), prepare yourselves for a 72-hour trailer coming in 2018.

The film’s set in southern Sweden and features two performance artists on a beach and no, I repeat no, cuts. It’s described on IMDb as a story where “space and time is intertwined into a surreal dream-like journey beyond places.” Just in case that hasn’t made it any clearer (it hasn’t for us), it’s said to be “an abstract nonlinear narrative summary of the artist’s time spent with the moving image.”
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« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2016, 01:21:50 AM »

if i should ever feel the need to commit suicide, i think the film would definitely help.
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« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2016, 04:20:46 PM »

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it’s said to be “an abstract nonlinear narrative summary of the artist’s time spent with the moving image.”
Meaning of course that it's a pretentious pile of garbage from somebody that has no idea how to tell a story but wants to look important. 
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« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2016, 08:50:13 AM »

Well at least we still have four years until it's released
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« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2016, 12:50:03 AM »

I posted about Ambience over a year ago, hahaha.

http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,144810.0.html
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« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2016, 07:06:45 AM »

No cuts? So-does it show the-(coff coff)-artists s**tting and eating and sleeping?  Question
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« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2016, 12:57:12 AM »

No cuts? So-does it show the-(coff coff)-artists s**tting and eating and sleeping?  Question

If you scrub through the seven hour trailer, you see that the actors move in and out of shot, so there would be ample opportunity for biological breaks.   Wink
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« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2016, 08:15:09 PM »

Andy Warhol did dumb s**t like this-he was a moron too.
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