At twelve, I was raped by a classmate.
I was raped by three older kids when I was thirteen, at an institution called Boy's Village, in Ohio; I told on them, and was told that I was lying.
I was a male prostitute at fourteen, in Omaha.
At seventeen, a friend and I served as bodyguards for a seventeen year old female hooker in my hometown of Lorain, Ohio.
On 31 October 1978, I died of a drug overdose; I was without heartbeat or respiration for two minutes and thirty seconds, they told me.
I've seen, heard, felt, and been scared silly by ghosts on more than one occasion.
I went to prison in 1997 for stabbing an eighteen year-old prostitute in Cleveland; I was having a bad reaction to anti-depressants.
Thanks to Jesus, and my wife, I've re-discovered love, trust, and the glorious ability to laugh at myself.
God Lord,man! It's amazing your still alive!!! I,for one,am glad ya made it!
.I was in rehab with Verne (Mini Me) Troyer.
.I hitchhiked to New York from Michigan when I was 16.
.I saw not 1 -not 2-but 3 UFO's all on seperate occasions-I s**t you not.
.I've been to jail over 30 times-never more than 3 months at a time-no felonies.
.I eat peanut butter and boloney sandwhiches.
(and I misspelled both those words.)